The Hawk Eye
The Hawk Eye

@thehawkeyex

7 تغريدة 6 قراءة Apr 10, 2024
The other day I went to a party wearing my favourite Wildstone deo. My host (name withheld) introduced me to someone. The rest is history.
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This morning I was feeling a little dull. Then I brushed my teeth with Colgate Max and blew my breath at a random girl. In general, you would have got a slap in such a case, but here that girl started dancing with me.
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And here if you are born with an average look and dark skin, you just need to apply fair and lovely and handsome, which will change your look & skin colour good enough to be acceptable in society.
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This secret is already out decades back. Bournvita, Complan and Horlicks make your child taller.
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The consumption of Rajnigandha, a pan masala, expands the business, makes you rich and brings the world to your feet. Literally.
Even superstars consume it to claim success.
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Its an old one but remember, there is a lot of similarity between a girl at the beach in a swimsuit and cement. Because dono me 'vishwas hai, kuch khas hai'
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The list is long. The conclusion is all products are scientifically proven, gospel truth and 100% work as they are being shown to do the magic. You don't have to apply your brain. You can blindly rely on their word as-it-is. Kyonki yahi vidhi ka vidhaan hai.
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