The Upshot
Drunken antics, dressing room squabbles, and everything else BBC Sport won't touch with a bargepole.
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They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. So by all means enjoy thi...
Wife-swapping players, sedated tiger cubs, and Ryan Giggs' erotic poetry: it's been a wild season. From Qatar to Carlisle there have been some ludicrous stories. As the season dr...
He's quickly replaced by Graham Potter, who shells out for a trendy makeover. He grows designer stubble, gets his hair trimmed and swaps his musty tracksuit for a blazer and turtl...
When Roman Abramovich sold Chelsea, the fans feared the worst. And it turns out they were right! Todd Boehly's first season in charge has been an absolute shitshow. From dressing...
Ronaldo put the naughty in the noughties. He lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors. From half time fags to flogging...
Erling Haaland is a seriously weird bloke. He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day. As the Robo-Viking smashes...
Winning La Liga caps off a strange, sordid and occasionally glorious era for Barcelona. Bribery, organ harvesting and illegal orgies: it's like the plot of a soap opera. As they...
Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard. The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager. But that's not the half of it. From d...
Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him". But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits po...
These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek. But they weren't always so dull. From shooting up pubs to week-long orgies, meet F1's biggest shaggers, w...
Four years ago, Tottenham were on the brink of European glory. The Amazon cameras rolled up in search of their secret. But instead they found an absolute shit show. From tin pot...
Guns in hotel rooms? Check. Affairs with teammates' wives? Check. Telling a stadium of Germany fans to fuck off? Double check. Stefan Effenberg, AKA Der Tiger, was the Bundesliga'...